AAF - as a friend
AAMOF - as a matter of fact
AAR - at any rate
AAS - alive and smiling
AATK - always at the keyboard
ABT2 - about to
AFAIK - as far as I know
AFK - away from keyboard
AFN - that’s all for now
AKA - also known as
AISI - as I see it
ALOL - actually laughing out loud
AND - any day now
ASAP - as soon as possible
A/S/L? - age, sex, location
A/S/L/M/H? - age, sex, location, music, hobbies
AYSOS - are you stupid or something

B4 - before
B4N - bye for now
BAK - back at the keyboard
BBBG - bye bye be good
BBIAB - be back in a bit
BBIAF - be back in a few
BBIAS - be back in a sec
BBL - be back later
BBML - be back much later
BBN - bye bye now
BBS - be back soon
BBSL - be back sooner or later
BCNU - I’ll be seeing you
BD - big deal
BF - boyfriend
BFF - best friends forever
BFN - bye for now
BKA - better known as
BR - best regards
BRB - be right back
BRH - Be Right Here
BRT - be right there
BTA - but then again
Btw - between you and me
BTW - by the way

CMF - count my fingers
CNP - continued (in my) next post
CP - chat post
CRBT - crying real big tears
CSL - can’t stop laughing
CU - see you
CUL or CUL8ER - see you later
CUNS - see you in school
CUOL - see you online
CUZ - because
CWYL - chat with you later
CYA - see ya
CY - calm yourself
CYL - see you later
CYO - see you online
CYT - see you tomorrow

DBEYR - don’t believe everything you read
DEGT - don’t even go there
DETI - don’t even think about it
DF - dear friend
DGA - don’t go anywhere
DGT - don’t go there
DIKU - do I know you?
DIY - do it yourself
DKDC - don’t know don’t care
DL - dead link
DLTM - don’t lie to me
DMI - don’t mention it
DNC - does not compute
DQMOT - don’t quote me on this
DUST - did you see that
DYFM - dude you fascinate me

E123 - easy as 123
EAK - eating at Keyboard
EM? - excuse me?
EMA - what is your E-mail address
EMFBI - excuse me for butting in
EOM - end of message
EOT - end of thread
EZ – easy

F2F - face to face
FAQ - frequently asked question(s)
FAWC - for anyone who cares
FC - fingers crossed
FISH - first in, still here
FITB - fill in the blanks
FOAF - friend of a friend
FOCL - falling off chair laughing
FOFL - falling on floor laughing
FTBOMH - from the bottom of my heart
FUD - fear, uncertainty, and doubt
FWIW - for what it’s worth
FYI - for your information

GA - go ahead
GAL - get a life
GF - girlfriend
GFN - gone for now
GGOH - got to get out of here
GIWIST - gee, I wish I’d said that
GL - good luck
GMTA - great minds think alike
GOL - giggling out loud
GR - got to run
GRRRR - growling
GTR - got to run
GTRM - going to read mail
GTSY - glad to see you

H&K - hug and kiss
HA - hello again
HAGD - have a good day
HAGD - have a great day
HAGN - have a good night
HB - hurry back
HHIS - hanging head in shame
HTH - hope this helps
HHOK - ha ha only joking
HHOS - ha ha only being serious

IAC - in any case
IAE - in any event
IANAC - I am not a crook
IANAL - I am not a lawyer (but)
IB - I’m back
IBTD - I beg to differ
IC - I see
ICBW - I could be wrong
ID10T - idiot
IDGI - I don’t get it
IDK - I don’t know
IDKY - I don’t know you
IDTS - I don’t think so
IFAB - I found a bug
IGTP - I get the point
IHA - I hate acronyms
IHAIM - I have another instant message
IHNO - I have no opinion
IIRC - if I remember correctly
IIWM - if it were me
ILU - I love you
IM - instant message
IMHO - in my humble opinion
IMing - chatting with someone online
IMNSHO - in my not so humble opinion
IMO - in my opinion
IMS - I am sorry
INMP - it’s not my problem
IOH - i’m outta here
IOW - in other words
IPN - I’m posting naked
IRL - in real life
ISS - I said so
IWALU - I will always love you
IYKWIMAITYD - if you know what I mean and I think you do
IYKWIM - if you know what I mean
IYO - in your opinion
IYSS - if you say so
IYSWIM - if you see what I mean

J/C - just checking
JAS - just a sec
JBOD - just a bunch of disks
JIC - just in case
JK - just kidding
JM2C - just my two cents
JMO - just my opinion
JT - just teasing
JTLYK - just to let you know
JW - just wondering

K - okay
KEWL - cool
KFY - kiss for you
KIR - keep it real
KIT - keep in touch
KOC - kiss on cheek
KOL - kiss on lips
KWIM - know what I mean?

L2M - listening to music
L8R - later
LD - later, dude
LDR - long distance relationship
LHM - lord help me
LHU - lord help us
LLTA - lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMIRL - let’s meet in real life
LMSO - laughing my socks off
LOL - laughing out loud
LSV - language, sex, violence
LSHMBB - laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
LSHMBH - laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTM - laugh to myself
LTNS - long time, no see
LTR - long term relationship
LTS - laughing to self
LULAB - love you like a brother
LULAS - love you like a sister
LUWAMH - love you with all my heart
LY - love you
LYL - love you lots

M/F - male or female
M8 - mate or mates
MA - mature audience
MHBFY - my heart bleeds for you
MIHAP - may I have your attention please
MKOP - my kind of place
MOOS - member of the opposite sex
MOSS - member of same sex
MSG - message
MTF - more to follow
MTFBWY - may the force be with you
MUSM - miss you so much

N1 - nice one
N2M - not to mention
NADT - not a darn thing
NAZ - name, address, zip
NBD - no big deal
N-E-1 ER - anyone here?
NE1 - anyone
N-E-1 - anyone
NG - new game
NIMBY - not in my back yard
NM - never mind
NOYB - not of your business
NP - nosy parents
N/P - no problem
NRN - no reply necessary
NTK - nice to know
NT - no thanks
NUFF - enough said
NW - no way!

OBTW - oh by the way
OF - old fart
OIC - oh I see
OL - old lady
OLL - online love
OM - old man
OMDB - over my dead body
OMG - oh my god
ONNA - oh no, not again
OT - off topic
OTF - off the floor
OTH - off the hook
OTOH - on the other hand
OTP - On the phone
OTTOMH - off the top of my head
OTW - on the way

P2P - peer to peer
P911 - my parents are coming!
PA - parent alert
PAL - parents are listening
PANB - parents are nearby
PANS - pretty awesome new stuff
PAW - parents are watching
PDA - public display of affection
PDS - please don’t shoot
Peeps - people
PIR - parent in room
PLZ - please
PM - private message
PMJI - pardon me for jumping in
PO - piss off
POAHF - put on a happy face
POS - parent over shoulder
POV - point of view

PPL - people
P-ZA - pizza

QL - quit laughing
QSL - reply
QSO - conversation
QT - cutie

R&R - rest and relaxation
R/t - real time
RBAY - right back at ya
RBTL - read between the lines
RL - real life
RLF - real life friend
RMLB - read my lips baby
RMMM - read my mail man
ROL - raffing out loud
ROFL - rolling on floor laughing
ROTFL - rolling on the floor laughing
RPG - role playing games
RSN - real soon now
RTBS - reason to be single
RTFM - read the flipping manual
RU - are you?
RUMORF - are you male or female?
RUUP4IT - are you up for it?
RX - regards

S4L - spam for life
SCNR - sorry, could not resist
SED - said enough darling
SEP - somebody’s else’s problem
SETE - smiling ear to ear
SF - surfer friendly
SFX - sound effects
SH - same here
SITD - still in the dark
SLIRK - smart little rich kid
SMAIM - send me an instant message
SMEM - send me an E-mail
SN - screen name
SOMY - sick of me yet?
SOT - short of time
SOTMG - short of time, must go
SPST - same place same time
STR8 - straight
STW - search the web
STYS - speak to you soon
SU - shut up
SUP or WU - what’s up
SUYF - shut up you fool
SWDY - so what do you think?
SWL - screaming with laughter
SYL - see you later
SYS - see you soon

TA - thanks again
TAFN - that’s all for now
TAS - taking a shower
TAW - teachers are watching
TCOB - taking care of business
TCOY - take care of yourself
TFH - thread from hell
TFX - traffic
TGIF - thank God it’s Friday
THX - thanks
TIA - thanks in advance
TIAIL - I think I am in love
TIC - tongue in cheek
TILII - tell it like it is
TLK2UL8R - talk to you later
TM - trust me
TMI - too much information
TNT - ‘till next time
TOM - tomorrow
TOPCA - ‘til our paths cross again
TOT - tons of time
TOY - thinking of you
TPS - that’s pretty stupid
TPTB - the powers that be
TRDMF - tears running down my face
TTFN - ta ta for now
TTG - time to go
TTT - thought that too
TTTT - these things take time
TTYL - talk to you later
TU - thank you
TWHAB - this won’t hurt a bit
TWIWI - that was interesting wasn’t it?
TYVM - thank you very much

U-L? - you will?
UV - unpleasant visual
UW - you’re welcome

VBG - very big grin
VBS - very big smile
VEG - very evil grin
VSF - very sad face

WAD - without a doubt
WAI - what an idiot
WB - welcome back or write back
WC - welcome
WC - who cares?
WDALYIC - who died and left you in charge?
WDYS - what did you say?
WDYT - what do you think?
W/E - whatever
WEG - wicked evil grin
WEU - what’s eating you?
WFM - works for me
WIBNI - wouldn’t it be nice if
WT? - what the or who the
WTG - way to go
WTGP - want to go private?
WTH - what/who the heck
WUF - where are you from?
WWJD - what would Jesus do?
WWY - where were you?
WYCM - will you call me?
WYRN - what’s your real name?
WYSIWYG - what you see is what you get
WYSLPG - what you see looks pretty good

X-1-10 - exciting
XME - excuse me
XOXO - hugs and kisses

YAA - yet another acronym
YBS - you’ll be sorry
YDKM - you don’t know me
YG - young gentleman
YGBK - you gotta be kiddin’
YHM - you have mail
YKW? - you know what?
YNK - you never know
YL - young lady
YM - young man
YOYO - you’re on your own
YR - yeah right
YSYD - yeah, sure you do
YS - you stinker
YTTT - you telling the truth?
YVW - you’re very welcome
YWIA - you’re welcome in advance
YW - you’re Welcome
YYSSW - yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever

ZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired